ashes2steel

Jun. 14 2020

So, my character I’ve wanted to roll for about 2 years now finally makes his debut in my friend’s campaign. He’s a dragonborn bard of lore with an 18 INT and what’s basically a Batman Utility Belt made by Kevin McCallister. In my first session, he joined the party wanting to charter their ship. They asked him to participate in a tournament with them for a festival.
Many things happened, but perhaps the best was the second monster the party had to fight. As my DM is about to reveal the monster, she starts cracking up.
“Cody, I want you to know I planned this encounter back in August.” (It’s early January at the time)
Me: “Oh fun.”
Out comes a behir. In Draconic, it says “mmm, dragon. I haven’t had that in ages.”
Svelahmadeec (me): “And you won’t be having it today, either!”
The behir goes first on initiative. It hits with its wrap, squeeze, and bite, immediately taking “‘Deec” down to 0 HP, swallowing him whole like K in MIB. The party then collectively goes “o shit SAVE THE GREENHORN” and rushes to kill and bisect the behir before ‘Deec can die from being digested.
The tournament was for a festival, so they had arrangements to keep people from dying. As Svelahmadeec is healed by clerics, he sits up and just says “alright, I stand corrected.”

Thats great lol

I also love how the DM had the foresight to make sure even with a KO a player won’t lose their character to a death so early on. It keeps it lighthearted but still lets them go all out.

Jun. 14 2020

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Is this a donut or a cake?! #pandulce
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Jun. 7 2020

#pandulce

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May. 29 2020

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yukineko-kitty-chan:

lookingthroughthewater:
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Putting forward what you didn’t have
The face of a hero
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May. 23 2020

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